La Ventana De Oro

Chaco2204LaVentanaLa Ventana de Oro   Pueblo Bonita    Chaco Canyon     click to enlarge

Chaco, is one of the magic places on this earth where you can go and commune with the past. This is a place where you can actually feel the lives that were lived here ages ago. You see where they worked, slept, ate, where they prayed to their gods and where they celebrated their lives.

Chaco1856Interior  Pueblo Bonita Chaco Canyon                         click to enlarge

As you walk through their dwellings you can almost see their shadows on the walls as they went about their daily business. These are large rooms and given how the people were few in number, they must have been hugely important to them to expend the time and effort building them.

Chaco1915-1940-EditLarge Kiva Pueblo Bonita  Chaco Canyon                     click to enlarge

Their places of worship are now exposed even if their ceremonies are still hidden in history. What did their ceremonies look like? How were they dressed, was there music or singing? Were the ceremonies anything like the ones still held by their descendants? What questions would ask if you could travel back to this place when it was at the height of its glory?

Chaco1808-1829-EditPueblo Bonita and Kiva  Chaco Canyon                           click to enlarge

This structure, Pueblo Bonita, sits against the towering backdrop of the redstone cliffs. There are several kivas in front, and one can’t help but wonder, were they for different ceremonies, different times of the year, or even for different sects, the story is still unclear.

Chaco2006Cottontail Chaco Canyon                                                  click to enlarge

Much has changed since this place was occupied by the original builders, but some things are still the same. Their wildlife is a lot like ours with the exception of their rabbits who apparently have ears that glow in the dark. The reason for this is unclear, it might be to help them see where they’re going at night or to signal other rabbits that something’s amiss or it may be a response to approaching a particularly powerful spot, for Chaco is one if the power centers. If you are one if the skeptical ones, go there, feel it yourself. We’re not saying it will make your ears glow in the dark but this place will change you.

Ambassador from Sirius the Dog Star

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We have gotten tons of letters here at the Institute of Regained Knowledge or IRK as it is affectionately called by our many readers who don’t like to read long names, asking “Why don’t you ever post anything about the ‘Power Centers of the Southwest’ and their role in the aid and assistance of intergalactic transport?” Well it’s funny you should ask because we were going to do just that very thing.

It is a little known fact that IRK  with its COWGFLOP ( Checking Out Weird Guys From Other Low-rent Places) scientific research division has long been involved with and assisted in the various programs by the Government and serious civilian organizations that reach out, assist, promote and monitor travel among the different folks in the Galaxy. We have on our staff several researchers that regularly speak to individuals in different star systems not to mention different dimensions who are much more advanced in their mode of travel than we are and are just looking for a fun place to go on their vacation. Mostly its Vegas but occasionally they want to see the sights. We’ve been accused of being little more than an intergalactic travel agency but we refute such accusations with really vehement denials. After all we have to protect our phony baloney jobs somehow, I mean we  conduct serious research here and will not be slandered.

One of our particularly gifted Adepts or ‘far reaching talkers’ as we prefer to call them regularly communicates with the Ambassador from Sirius, the Dog Star, and they have gotten to be quite good friends, having toured the Mall of America and other cool places together.

What you see above is the actual act of the Ambassador from the star Sirius nearly completing his trans-teleportation using one of the countries most top-secret power center locations. Its sort of like an interdimensional bus stop for the galaxies travelers. Unfortunately due to strict regulations and restrictions set up by our government, the one that’s here to help you, we can not legally divulge its name or location. We can tell you however that it is very near, within a few feet actually, of Upper Antelope Canyon which is just outside of Page, Arizona and is open to the public year round for a small nominal fee. Also any attempt to publish or make money off the exploitation of our galactic friends will result in huge fines, jail time and dismemberment, so we’re pretty darn careful not to do that for sure. Since all you can see is the beginning of his tail starting to become visible from the ‘beaming down’ part of the sequence we feel safe in displaying that much of the process. Plus we haven’t used his name which is unpronounceable in our tongue but  sounds a lot like the answer to that riddle when you ask a dog “What does sand paper feel like?” Or “What’s on top of a house?” We can’t get any more specific than that, see rules and penalties above, but we can say that our interpreter says it means “DownBoy”.

As stated previously we normally do not disclose any facts or itinerary’s regarding our travelers for security reasons but this one fact was leaked by person or persons unknown. (See WickiLeaks entry dated July 12th 2013) The Ambassador is here to spend their national holiday ‘Finding the Golden Bone’ by touring the largest Dog Park in the United States, “DogWood” near Jacksonville, Florida. This place is the DisneyWorld and every other major theme park rolled into one for those of the canine persuasion and the only one of its kind in the whole mapped Cosmos. We are very proud of our American entrepreneurial spirit. We can only hope that the Ambassador has an amazing time and brings back many more of his hairy brethren in the future. We Stand To make a Killing if this takes off, I mean we look forward to promoting good fellowship and intergalactic peace in the future for all species-kind. Happy traveling.