Down To The River In Boats

The Journeyers carrying the Bull boat to the Arkansas river

One of the curses of river travel is portaging, or the art of unpacking the boat, then carrying the boat around unmanageable obstacles in the river, such as rapids, or log jams created by the last flood, to a place where you can put the boat back in the water again. Then going back to your last take-out point to retrieve your cargo and belongings and carry them to the new put-in place, repack the boat and set off again down stream towards your destination. If you’re lucky the next portage may be more than a half mile or so downstream. Sometimes it was less.

Unless you were on one of the big rivers, the mighty Mo, or the Mississippi, this was your fate, and your job. No long stretches of glamorous carefree floating, watching the tree line casually pass on by, or spending too much time watching the sandstone cliffs reaching for the sky while traveling through incredible red rock canyons, paddling just enough to maintain control of your vessel as you floated closer to your journeys end. That’s what you thought it would be like if you’d never traveled down one of the smaller rivers in the west. Prior travelers knew better.

This was not the fastest travel in the west. In fact given the amount of time you spent portaging, or laying out your gear on a rocky sand bar to dry after a collision with a submerged snag or some other hidden danger lying in wait to tear the bottom out of your boat, you probably could have put every thing on your back and humped it to where ever you were going quicker. If you had the strength that is. There’s a lot to reconsider if you think that it was a simple thing to simply go down to the river in boats and sail serenely to your destination. The West wasn’t always easy but it was always beautiful, exciting and adventuresome, the trials and tribulations of daily life not withstanding.

Wayfarers In The Night

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If your day is on the verge of being hectic we suggest that you take a moment, get something warm to drink ( we’re suggesting Twinning’s English Breakfast Tea but the choice is yours ) find a soft chair and gaze upon this image for a while.

Our Intergalactic cameras caught this image of Journeyers as they flew by our stationary trail cam on an exploration through the cosmos in search of the perfect color blue. These Wayfarers or Journeyers have been searching for millennia for this color and as their travel speed is approximately 1.4 mph and their destination is approximately 7210 light years away they are having tough sledding trying to reach their goal.

They cannot reproduce unless the exact Chroma of deep Indigo blue exists, so they travel throughout space searching for this color and their home. The Institute maintains a database of known and some unknown colors that exist in the Universe, and their coordinates for just such a purpose as this. We have located the coordinates of this color which we are beaming to the Wayfarers to aid them in their search. For those interested the group is located just out of our universe on a heading towards true Galactic North. The coordinates which also represent the location for the particular shade they need are Hex triplet #4B0082; sRGB 75,0,130; cmyk 42, 100, 0, 49; by HSV 42, 100, 0, 49.

This has been an ongoing project titled Deep Color and we have been collecting the appropriate data since the inception of The Institute. These coordinates represent a shortcut that will save the travelers hours and hours off their travel time.  As it will take about 8000 years using our CenturyLink Wireless Modem to reach them we will be standing by to make sure they receive the information before we re-transmit.

Meanwhile relax and enjoy the image, which by the way is actually a slightly darker shade of Blue, almost into the violet range. If the Journeyers could make just a slight change in their DNA they could be partying right this moment, with the resulting little Journeyers soon zipping around being kids, but alas they haven’t evolved to that stage yet. They are bound by their stunted growth and lack of a true brain to finish their search no matter how long it takes, so we say Bon Voyage, wayfarers. Be sure to let us know how this all turns out. If we’re still here that is.

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