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Late Spring Storm Colorado click to enlarge
It’s still winter!
That’s right, direct from our bureau headquarters here at The Institute we bring you the latest, most up to date, fastest breaking news on the planet. Our crack news team searches the wire feeds from Reuters, UPI, AP, Česká Tisková Kancelář, the Agence France-Presse and whatever Murdoch has going on, plus many, many more to bring you first hand reports that we have carefully copied and presented as our own. All that and our very own intrepid group of news makers and shakers insures that you are getting news you can’t hardly find anywhere else.
This Pulitzer worthy shot was taken right outside the Institutes Newsroom through a crack in the storm door, now, just moments ago, as you’re reading this. This is news as its happening right before your eyes. These are the lengths that we will go to bring you groundbreaking news as it happens.
Here are some of the headlines we have gleaned from our sources around the globe.
Coldest Spring Ever! The Inuit Times – Aliklat Island North Bering Sea
It’s Really Freaking Cold! – LA Sun-Times
Shivering, Is it good For you? – Health Gazette – Freemont Ga
I Am Like, So Over This, It Is Totally Not Cool! Valley Girl News – San Bernardino Sunday enclosure
Ach du Lieber! Ich bin eiskalt mien Esel des! – Berlin Free Press
Bring Your Brass Monkeys In, It’s Freezing Out There. – Urologists Journal March 2014
Red? or Traditional White Long Johns, Staying Warm But Trendy in the Polar Vortex! – GQminus Magazine, Men’s Fashion section March 2014
How To Unstick Tongues From Flagpoles! – EMT Newsletter March 2014
Should You Unstick Tongues From Flagpoles? Contrarian Review – Opinions That Count
Hottest Peppers In The World! Should You Use Them? Should You Eat Them? – Responsible Recipes In An Irresponsible World. – Taco Edna’s Franchisee Newsletter March 2014
Bikini Babes Brave The Cold ! They Look Chilly But They are Hot ! – The Daily Star Page 3 UK edition
These are highlights from newspapers and publications from around the globe telling you what you already knew, It’s still winter and will continue to be so until further notice. Keep up with this fast breaking story by following us here at The Institute, news at your fingertips, and your first choice for news you can’t find anywhere else.