In Need Of Some Preachin’

Life was fragile in the old west. You could die from damn near anything and people did. From the simplest fever that turned into your last cough, to being on the receiving end of an errant bullet. Infant mortality was high and old age meant you were nearing your late 40’s. All of this put a man in mind of his own mortality and what could he do to make sure he eased out of it in a manner that gave him the best chance at whatever was next in store for him.

Everybody read the good book, those that could read of course, and those that couldn’t, got read to. But to really cement the deal one had to attend church. That’s where you made sure you got put on the right trail towards salvation and redemption. This was extremely important because you were alive for a while but dead a long time, and those with the ability to look forward at all realized you better get your ducks in a row if you were going to be one of those that made it to the pearly gates and had a ticket to get in.

As you approached those lofty heights of your late 40’s and later and saw that there was going to be an end to being here on this mortal coil you took steps, and those steps were making sure you attended church whenever you could. No matter how you lived your life up to this point you still had the chance of grabbing the gold ring piety-wise if you put some effort into it. Plus some times you just needed some preachin’. You went in, sat down and put all earthly thoughts away and proceeded to make whatever deal you could make to assure you wouldn’t be headed the wrong way and wind up where that no good, louse ridden, son of a very bad woman that stole your horse was going.

Cheek turning aside, you would work on that forgiveness thing if it meant easing your way to the right path. That was one of the benefits of churching. You could work through some of those things. And if you sort of shot the guy who stole your horse cause he really, really needed shooting, then of course you were absolutely in need of some preachin’ and if you were lucky you stayed above ground long enough to make up for it. After all what counts is what you are at the end.

Gone To Church

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Church goin’ was a big part of a cowboy’s life. He would probably have been raised by a god-fearing family with a mother that made sure he was conversant with what was in the good book whether he could read or not. A few of these cowboys could read some and would check the book every once in a while to see if they was stayin’ on the straight and narrow. Others could recite a few psalms that had been drummed into their heads sometimes with the aid of a wooden spoon, especially if they was wool gatherin’ of a Sunday morning instead of payin’ attention.

Church played a lot of different roles in a cowboy’s life. First if he was a hard-core sinner and had a lot to answer for he could go there and get some sort of relief by the promise of salvation if only he would change his wicked ways. Which he always promised his self that he would if given another chance.

Plus sittin’ in church meant he didn’t have to do any chores at the moment so he could relax and socialize a little. Socializing was always a big part of Sunday morning after the service was over. All you had to do was sit through the Reverend’s sermon and try not to think of what brimstone was. You knew what fire was but brimstone, that must be some damn awful stuff. If you made it that far you was home free. You’d gotten enough salvation that there was the possibility of redemption, or least making it through til next Sunday, plus there was that big feed the ladies of the women’s auxiliary put on. Ham and at least thirty pounds of mashed potatoes with ham gravy and biscuits and all kinds of side dishes. A man could plumb hurt himself eatin’ out there under the cottonwoods.

Course one of the biggest reason to go to church was the side benefit of gettin’ to say hello to several of the young ladies who always came to church. It was a wonder that they came there so often-like, because what horrible kind of sinful life had they been livin’ that they needed churchin so bad. A cowboy you could understand, he was most likely sinnin’ as he walked out of the bunkhouse every mornin’ and that was just the start of the day. A man could pile up a powerful stack of sins in a long day. But what could a young girl do who didn’t even chew, let alone spit that would make her attend church that regular. It was certainly something to ponder throughout the week.

Because you had the possibility of talking with that farmer’s daughter, the one with the blond hair and that one dimple in her left cheek every Sunday, you needed to be looking like a successful cowboy, not one of those down at the heels type that wore his work clothes to church. It was well know that young women could not abide scruffy lookin’ cowboys so if you was any kind of man at all you saved up til you could get some church goin’ clothes, and of course that included a new fancy hat that you only wore to church.

Slicked back hair, new shirt, brushed off boots, and a washin’ out at the rain barrel and you was ready for the day. Course it went without sayin’ that the new hat was front and center as it said who you really  was. His work hat, the one left back at the bunkhouse, sweat-stained, hole in the crown from being thrown through the barb-wire fence out at the line cabin, was a beat-up old felt hat with a Montana Crease made famous by that Texas Ranger Gus McCrae. That one was as good as the best cattle workin’ dog a cowboy could have. It fit, it stayed on, you could use it to fan the fire back up under the coffee pot and it was paid for. This new one was right out of the 1910 Sears catalog and was what they was callin’ back east, a 10 gallon hat. That cowboy turned actor Tom Mix wore one in that movin’ picture show over in Sheridan and it looked pretty darn good. Besides that pretty little farmers daughter had been lookin’ at him wearin’ it and she even smiled a little. So it looked like it was worth the eight dollars he give for it.

Church was only seven days away again. Maybe next time he’d ask the young lady to go for a walk after the meal was over.