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Carl and Rodger, editors and chief joke selectors for Buffalo Jokes here at BigShotsNow the blog.

Today’s presentation

So Carl, didja see today’s joke?”

“Yeah”

“Whadya think?”

“Well Rodger, I think we’re going to get our butts handed to us for that one.”

“How’s that?”

“I mean come on. It’s not politically correct. It makes fun of an area we’re supposed to be very aware of and supportive of with our challenged friends, and it’s insensitive.”

“Yeah but did you laugh?”

“Yes, yes I did. Really hard. I snorted little bits of hay right out of my nose.”

“Ok, see what I mean, we’re going to get our asses handed to us for this one.”

Note: From the editorial offices of BigShotsNow the blog

Regarding Insensitive and Unfunny posts that may appear on the blog under the heading Buffalo Jokes.

*The Institute and The Director would like to make it very clear that any material including insensitive politically incorrect jokes do not represent the ideals and beliefs of the The Institute and its Director or senior editorial staff. We do not condone or support politically incorrect humor. Carl and Rodger, creators of the unsyndicated column “Buffalo Jokes”  are a loosely affiliated group of buffalo humorists that occasionally submit items through a largely automated system that due to its nature prohibits the viewing of these items prior to their submission and as such are not run through our regular editors. This unfortunately allows the infrequent publication of material we would have axed had we seen it before it was published. The senior staff including The Institute’s Director, would like to offer our sincere apologies to anyone who might have been offended by today’s post. We’d offer Carl and Rodgers apologies too, but they’re buffaloes and buffaloes don’t apologize. It’s just the way they are. We have sent them a very sternly worded letter and suggested they avail themselves of Sensitivity Training at their earliest opportunity. But we’re not holding our breath.

* Note: For those of you unfamiliar with The Institute and what it does, please see the page labeled The Institute on the Menu Bar above. That should explain everything. You shouldn’t have one single question remaining regarding The Institute after reading it. None. For those of you favored few who already know about the Institute, Nevermind. Return to your daily activities. Thank you for your support.

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“Whadja think of the joke Carl.”

“Oh man, I really lost it on this one. I think I made a mess in the wallow.”

“Yeah it has it moments but what about the negative social implications of anthropomorphizing a small feathered creature with some severely chronic disorders for the amusement of a few misguided readers.”

“Yeah, well screw that. I thought it was funny.”

“Maybe so but I still bet we’re going to take some heat on this one.”

Note: As you know *The Institute and The Director take a firm stand against ducks smoking or even walking into bars. But we really discourage ducks being made an object of ridicule, or duck shaming, as it were. Normally we would have rejected this joke out of hand, but Carl and Rodger the two buffalo that appear in Buffalo Jokes, said they’d walk if we pulled this one and as you know Buffalos Jokes requires buffalo so we had to let them have their way on this one. Besides Carl, the one on the right, thinks Susie the reader who sent this joke in is really hot, so it was going to be published whether we wanted it to be or not or we wouldn’t have had a Buffalo Jokes post today. They have editorial control of this segment of the blog so there you have it, A Duck Walks Into A Bar joke.

Remember duck shaming or any kind of shaming is morally and ethically wrong, even if it’s an alcoholic, COPD-bound duck suffering from SPD (sensory processing disorder). However we make exceptions for it sometimes, especially if it is really funny, not that this example was, but we’re just saying.

As always we invite our readers to send in their own twisted, semi-sadistic, warped sense of humor jokes and our Buffalo Jokes committee, composed of mainly Carl, Rodger and The Director, will consider publishing it.

* Note: For those of you unfamiliar with The Institute and what it does, please see the page labeled The Institute on the Menu Bar above. That should explain everything. You shouldn’t have one single question remaining regarding The Institute after reading it. None. For those of you favored few who already know about the Institute, Nevermind. Return to your daily activities. Thank you for your support.

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So Ed, You’re still dating aren’t you?

Yeah, I am. Why do you ask?

Well this just came in over the wire and it sounds serious. I thought, as a friend, I better let you know about it.

Well go ahead, I’m just all horns waiting for this. It’s not another brucellosis scare is it? I’ve been vaccinated.

No this is worse, but pay attention, this came straight from the clinic. “Twenty-five percent of women are on medication for depression and other mental disturbances, which means that the remaining 75% are running around untreated.” Just thought you should know.

Note from The Director: First off, as Director of The Institution, I do not condone making disturbed women jokes. Let me be perfectly clear on this. If they’re crazy, I say leave ’em alone. No jokes about any woman regardless of how screwed up she may be should be used under any circumstances. This has been a long standing policy here at The Institution. Now as some of you know, me and my evil twin brother write everything on this blog. But sometimes when I’m in a sugar induced coma and unable to get my hand up to the keyboard to stop him, my evil twin brother will take advantage of the situation and post something like this. I am shocked and dismayed that this has happened. It turns out that he was in collusion with another blog director whose name is, wait, I just got word from our legal team, “Oh, Krap, Doan, Doit” not to disclose his name but you probably already know it. Yes it’s him. He really enjoys getting my evil twin brother to do things like this. I am going to have a stern talk with him the next time I see him. Again my deepest most heartfelt apologies to any crazy woman out there who may have read this poor excuse for a joke. Thank you for your understanding. The Director.

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde’s drivers license. She dug thru her purse getting more and more agitated.

“What does it look like?” she finally asked. The policewoman replied “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror handed it back saying, “OK you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

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There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?” “N,” she answered.