Neighborhood Watch

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Say there, we wondering what you’re doing here. We’ve had trouble down here lately and the trouble makers looked a lot like you. So what if you’ve never been here before, you look like the last batch and you all look the same to us anyway. Do you know anybody here? No, we don’t have anyone named Tyrone. What is it you want exactly? Pictures! We don’t need no stinking pictures. Just two nights ago we had wolves down here trying to get at our little ones and the day before that one of you actually tried to pet us. Pet us! We don’t like to get petted. And from the looks of you I don’t think we like you either. You may just want to move on now, and take that black box you’ve got around your neck with you. We don’t care if you’re friendly, we’re not. Yeah well that fifty dollar park pass isn’t going to get you anything but a horn up your … yeah that’s it, run, run fast and don’t come back. Go down and talk to the elk, they like it, but we don’t want to see you back here again. Tell the ranger, you think we care? Yeah well the same to you and by the way you run funny too.